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May 18, 2020 (From Mr. Swalberg)
A pirate walks into a room. The people in the room ask, "Why do you have a paper towel on your head?" The Pirate answers, "Because I have a Bounty on my head!"
May 15, 2020 (From Mrs. Strebel)
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
May 14, 2020 (From Jared S.)
Where do you find black holes? In black socks!
May 13, 2020 (From Jared S.)
What kind of bow can't be tied? A rainbow!
May 12, 2020 (From Jared S.)
What did the receiver say to the radio wave? Ouch, that megahertz!
May 11, 2020 (From Jared S.)
Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!
May 8, 2020 (From Mrs. Strebel)
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing...it just waved.
May 7, 2020 (From Jared S.)
What did the inventor of the doorknocker win? A no-bell prize!
May 6, 2020 (From Mrs. Anderson - 3rd Grade)
What is a cats favorite color? Purrrple
May 5, 2020 (From Brandt N.)
How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side
May 4, 2020 (From Granthony W.)
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
May 1, 2020 (From Jared S.)
What's a wizards favorite subject? Spelling!
April 30, 2020 (From Mauri P.)
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey Bud
April 29, 2020 (From Graham M.)
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben away for awhile.